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Glass monkey

Autoglass technician who’s main concern is to get the job done as fast as possible. of vehicles to “stuff” the windshield and “forgetting” to grind down rust, as well as primer application. Usually leaving blue or green tape around the top and sides of the new windshield to hold it in place as the glue they use out of date and cheap. Frequently breaking molding clips and gluing them down to leave a headache for the next technician.A long knife is this mans best friend.
Damnit, these moldings aren’t coming off in one piece, some glass monkey must have been here
by Chipnorris September 29, 2021
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high-fived-a-monkey

Dude, gross, it looks like you high-fived-a-monkey in the bathroom.
by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids December 6, 2015
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Monkey Hat

When a Haitian shits into a coconut and then puts the coconut on someone’s head
Kaden: Yo I saw someone get a monkey hat last night!
Jamal: That was me!
Kaden: SHEEEEEEESH
by Daddy Piccolae December 24, 2021
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Smack that monkey

Verb; Pregame of clapping them cheeks. It’s the best way to end a Saturday night, the monkey isn’t gonna smack itself. Ya heard?
Dylan fled from Danville to hurry home & smack that monkey.

I was on my way to the hiney, but first I just had to smack that monkey to make her happy.
by King Draco November 24, 2018
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Blue headed molestation monkey

to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
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monkeys balls

i think my dog suffers for monkeys balls.
by malcom dick August 30, 2023
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Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.
Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!
by Neffy125 December 7, 2023
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