doing the greyhound

The act of dropping your jeans and undercrackers in a public place such as a pub, then scuttling about the floor sniffing random strangers crotches

“Nice one boys, boycies doing the greyhound!”

by Unclegripper October 29, 2017

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Doing the ‘Jainam’

When you call/text/send a meme to a friend on their birthday but forgets that its their birthday. You end up having a normal conversation and neither mentions the birthday.

Guy 1 : You know what happened on Donu’s birthday ?

Guy 2 : What ?

Guy 1 : Kruti did the ‘Jainam’
Guy 2 : Did she know she was doing the ‘Jainam’
Guy 1 : It’s highly unlikely

by MalwareUnicorn June 9, 2022

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u do u boo

When someone does something weird, but u ain’t gon be rude about, so u hit em’ with “u do u boo”

Kate: i like to sniff hair
me: “u do u boo”

by imtomandimcoolyeet December 25, 2018

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You didn't think you had to do anything about it

And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.

Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

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Doing A Dom

Doing "a Dom", is the act of failing to win a major tournament by way of losing one's head.

Serena Williams seemed to be "doing a Dom" as she crashed out of the US Open.

by sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssc September 18, 2018

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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.

How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!

by thommydabai August 1, 2021

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