Deez Nuts

a type of nut, but you use for a comeback or roast.

Hey! What should I cook for my mom tonight?
Deez Nuts.

by waebynn January 23, 2022

shlem nut

The type of politician who thinks only of themselves and will say anything (shlem) to get elected.

We need fewer shlem nuts and more straight shooters in Congress.

by still hungry November 6, 2017

deez nuts

Ha!, goteem!

"hello, my name's deez."
"deez what?"
"DEEZ NUTS"

by anonymous May 28, 2022

nut diary

a friend that you tell every time you bust a nut

Jake: hop on Xbox man!!
Marc: busting a nut, then I will hop on.

Jake: Broooo! Wtf... I don’t need to know that. I’m not your nut diary.

by Caroue June 2, 2021

BIG DAWGS BIG NUTS

HOAX AND FUSE FROM SOUNDCLOUD

Big Dawgs Big Nuts

by 69LOVER#BIGDAWGS April 2, 2022

LET ME NUT PLEASE!

Begging to release climax, cum etc. (Males)

Man: "LET ME NUT PLEASE!"
Woman: "No."

by BigBrackBroi💔👿 April 9, 2025

fuzzy nutting

When plankton and sandy are together. Its makes fuzzing nutting a worldwide experience.

while plankton and sandy were together they mabe a fuzzy nutting

by Pjimin845 May 28, 2017