Canadian Double Tap

Blowing 2 loads on your imaginary girlfriend. But the loads are small because you already rubbed one out and also the exchange rate.

Me:Last night I pulled a Canadian Double Tap on Erica
Friend: Gross dude.

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Starfish Double Doggie

When you catch Stacy with a bud light and Klondike bar and see what she did for both…

Did you catch Stacy do that starfish double doggie?

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Something that racist Starbucks employees from longbeachgriffy don’t want to serve

At Starbucks:
Can i get a Starbucks double cheeseburger?
No, we don’t sell them here.
Wow, it’s cuz I’m black

When a guy takes both fist and shoves them both into a girl's pussy and ass at the same

He did the double decker on me this morning and I'm sore

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When the balls go in one girl and the dick goes in the other

The tables turned when I turned the threesome into a Reverse Double Penetration

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The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

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A BIG ASS BLUNT

or a FAT rip for the boys

Holy shit my man you rolled a whacker double smacker

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