"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."
by thejtown August 12, 2025

Literally a program that kidnaps minors and changes them just to win a world cup, and its orchestrated by a probably deadbeat dad, Ego Jinpachi. To make it worse its livestreamed
by Sompersonwholikesanime June 22, 2025


The Pebbledash Blues are a particular brand of isolation and apathy symptomatic of any condition which prevents you from moving more than 10m from a toilet (due to chronic diarrhoea, hence the use of pebbledash. The origins of a case of Pebbledash Blues can be wide ranging, from participation at a craft ale festival to Norovirus. Sufferers of the 'Blues are generally identified by their sick demeanor, unwillingness to leave the house, an awkward gait caused by an overworked ringpiece and the rank odour emitted from their bathroom.
by McBuffet October 7, 2017

A portmanteau of blue balls and belligerent. A feeling of irritability and anger caused by a lack of sex (withheld as punishment, staying with family, married, etc...).
Man:"I'm sorry I turned off Girls last night, I was just blue-balligerent."
Woman:"It's too millennial for my mom anyways"
Woman:"It's too millennial for my mom anyways"
by LabHippy November 14, 2016

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Like being left on read. But with your dick.
Like being left on read. But with your dick.
by Funghula Grün June 30, 2022

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018
