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Double yo yo

When you stick your hand in a girls vagina grab her intestines pull them back out tie it in a knot then proceed to bounce the girl up and down like a yo yo
Kathy failed her math test so I gave her a double yo yo
by Burger474747 April 6, 2022
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Double Decker

When two people have to poop simultaneously, so one person sits the the lap of another while facing each other on the toilet. If it’s a boy and girl and they are having vaginal intercourse while double decking, it’s called docking the buses.
Yesterday my bro and I had to both poo, but the spare bathroom was close. We ended up doing a double decker, luckily the bowl didn’t fill up.

My girl and I had to drop a deuce so we double decked. She’s got them big boobs though, so after a minute we docked the buses ;)
by MelonLord95 April 9, 2022
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double click to edit

that one thing that comes up when you add new text
Computer: double click to edit

Person: I AM DOUBLE CLICKING LET ME EDIT THIS SHIT-
by WrenFloof#0666 April 12, 2022
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Double Sit

When a person sits down in a seat or couch and promptly re-adjusts by scooching their ass forwards or backwards.
Marc sat down on the sofa but did a double sit because he was uncomfortable.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 12, 2022
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Double-Numble

When 2 trains collide, but they are both going backwards. The last freight car on both trains are heavily damaged, leaving the locomotive just fine.
I heard there was a Double-Numble at the Cheyenne yard today.
by oh no, more definitions April 13, 2022
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