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something I don't want so we abort it #nomorekids2021
barry: I want kids

woman: no
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The 'I have kids' defense

The ultimate trump card. When you're down and out it's the last defense you have against people trying to justify your repositioning in society.
Hym "A prime example of the 'I have kids' defense is KRISTI NOEM. In her interview after it was revealed that she shot her own dog, she DESPERATELY tried to employ this defense before being shoved out of the spotlight. 'I'm a mother! I wanna go upies! Not downies! Nooooooooooo!' Heheheheh... And a more recent example is Andrew Tate's interview after getting out recently. 'I have kids! I'm supposed to be able to do whatever I want! Anything and everything is justifiable when you have kids!' Ha! It's ALWAYS THE CASE! He stole? He had to steal for the kids! Why does policy need to change? The kids? Why did we bomb those kids? The kids of course. But your kids are just you. Nothing changed when you had them. Maybe, socially, you moved into the class of people that other people have to give a shit about by way of extension. That's not real a change though. Your kids = You. Their inflated value exists only in relationship to you. Saying 'MY kids are more important than anything' is no different that saying 'I'm more important than anything.' You. Same thing."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2024
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coolest kid in the morgue

coolest kid in the morgue is a twitch channel run by two people, Tadgh and Cameron.

Tadgh is Camerons childhood friend and have been friend for many years, Cameron had many other twitch acc and went viral in the past however got board and stressed with twitch and thought it was not fun anymore and was going nowhere so they started a new channel with Tadgh, Tadgh has had no fame in the past but is still funny,
coolest kid in the morgue is a very funny

twitch channel, however they are going to hell.
by got monkey man August 4, 2023
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999 Kid

A person who does everything for others even when they are at the lowest of low
I heard jake is a 999 kid no matter what people do he still helps them
by 999maker June 8, 2021
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iPad Kid

Pretty girls named Allie who play Plants vs. Zombies
Allie is an iPad Kid because she is pretty and plays Plants vs. Zombies
by Allie #1 Fan July 26, 2021
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Green anaconda kid

blaaaaat
green anaconda kid : there are green anacondas under my bed , every night I fight them and at midnight I fight THE KING and to do that I call JHON CENA

us - ok pop off I guess
by THE POTATO QUEEN 2282 May 5, 2021
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Hell for kids

School we are locked up doing stuff we hate with prison rulers and no escape
Welcome to kid hell for kids
by Who’s willma? May 20, 2021
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