you not even the fart

“Think you’re the shit, bitch? You not even the fart.” Fire ass bar by ice spice meaning that one girl who thinks she’s the shit, is really not.

“Bitch please, you always think your the shit, when in reality, you not even the fart 💯💯”

by marriiii!! February 4, 2024

Fart Shmone

A smartphone that is so old, but the user does not bother to get a new one. The updates down work and it just about works but you can't buy a charger for it if you lose it. If you do get 100% charge it will last half an hour. The user will generally answer it in private.

Did you see her phone? It fell out of her bag. She makes out she is-up-date but it was clearly a fart shmone.

by tommywrong July 20, 2024

Fart tuitous

Fart tuitous means when a rich person farts.

*fart* oopsie daisies I may have just fart tuitous.

by Farting January 1, 2021

Fart Tornado

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.

Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!

by Ipn87 October 6, 2018

fart

a queef but out your butt. she’s gorgeous and has 6 pak. he will cherish your love forever because he wants to.

i can’t even believe you love fart. that’s so totally awkward random

by fart love December 15, 2021

Fart Bubbles

Tasty fart bubbles, bubbling in your stomach! Poops are now more tastier! Crunchy Fart bubbles and delicious vomit dog poop butthole sauce!

For example, 'Hey Mark! Your fart bubble was so delicious! I usually drink my dog poop's gross buttholes, but yours was delicious!'
Fart Bubbles, with more dog poop!

by KillinShiba July 20, 2022

Gelatonin fart

When someone is obese and let's out a big wet jelly-like texture fart with a little bit of turd coming out

“Eww , Jenny you made a Gelatonin Fart doo doo!!”

by bigboijohnny69 September 26, 2023