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by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
1. A small ape.
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
2. An over-active, crab-infested penis that is drawn (like a magnet) to anyone wearing a skirt. When a man says something about their monkey, back away slowly, do not make eye contact, and go get tested for crabs. =)
by rachel_jane_ak August 11, 2008
Those yellow monkeys don't stop trying to look like white people through skin bleaching and plastic surgery.