Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for
awkward social interactions, bad-tasting
food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give
great customer service to a total asshole.
*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like
Jesus."
*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out
food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like
Jesus!"