Me x your mom

A very canon thing in the real world, yes its me your other parent! And by the way, get of your phone!

your mom x me is so canon me x your mom me x your mom

by HEYSUAI February 26, 2022

Post-menstrual pick-me

A random woman, who thinks just because she white, has adopted blk kids, and is like eighty, can take away other womens rights for male attention

Woman: “Hey have you heard ‘bout roe v wade?”
Me: “Yeah and that Post-menstrual pick-me who overruled it?”

by ialwayseatup July 1, 2022

thats what me said

A phrase used when someone says something which is accidentally related to a sexual act. It is similar to "thats what she said" or "thats what he said", but u can use from your own perspective.

Guy1: LET ME IN!!
Guy2: hahah, Thats what me said!

Guy1: Hey u comin to JnB tonight
Guy2: Nahh i gotta do some drilling bak at work
Guy1: hah, thats what me said!

by JnB-Sober January 27, 2012

wake me when it's over

When you don't want to be awake to witness all of the crazy in the world.

Yo, is there a cure for COVID-19 yet? If not, wake me when it's over.

by GlazeHer May 31, 2020

Walg me to my trugg

Pick up line used by Brendan Schaub

"Hey, baby. How about you walg me to my trugg?"
"What, so i can blooooow you?"

by bellicosejellicoe May 15, 2022

You know me man

Word used to respond when someone notices you accomplish something

Damnn you makin moves I see,
You know me man

by Lamarvista December 3, 2019

take a chance on me

This takes a day of prep- no eating the day before followed by a night of heavy drinking, follow up with a large greasy breakfast. Two hours after the said greasy breakfast you either decide to have sex with a random person or take a crap...you choose sex with ABBA's 'Take a chance on me', playing in the background.

I had choices so I decided to take a chance on me and lost.

by 8seconds August 20, 2017