friendship test 

If the challenged person does not complete the request/task that his or her friend has set forward, the friendship will cease to exist.

Person 1: "Hey punch yourself in the face."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "Friendship test"
Person 2: "Fine" Punch
Person 1: "Good, if you had not done that you would have failed, and we would no longer be friends."

friendship test by Wilcoas January 5, 2008

friend of bob 

Another anonymous individual, as one punk band would put it, "drowning in the pools of other lives". Friend of bob is an utter loser, has few friends, is anti-social, is unattractive, is still a virgin, does not have a driving license (or a car), does not have a job, dropped out of college, has a small penis, wears duct taped shoes, and is 19.

I call myself friend of bob because I once knew this guy named bob who told me what the ninja was. I doubt you'll find my definition of it on this site, however...

friend of bob by friend of bob May 18, 2004

friend 

1. A fuck buddy
2. A partner for sex

"I have a lot of friends"

friend by Ellie Nash December 9, 2008

true friend 

A nickname for anyone you (or a friend) have titty fucked. You then refer to the individual as "T. F." and if she's like "What does that mean?" be like, "Ah, it means True Friend. You're a True Friend." Then she'll be all like "awww that's sweet," and let you titty fuck her again.

"Man, Angie is a True Friend."
"Are you serious? She's got like EEs! Way to go bro!"

true friend by jPod May 3, 2007

friend 

Homosexual partner.

This is my friend.

friend by munge September 26, 2003

friend 

a close friend that'll tell you many things and hang out alot

friend by Anonymous May 6, 2003

friend 

The excuse for abuse.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

friend by AJ August 21, 2003