New Balance Plan

A New Balance Plan is a highly contrived plan to arrange a run-in with your crush. It can sometimes edge towards silly or ridiculous. The goal is the crush not to realize you planned a run in.

"Okay well he'll need a new pair of sneakers for the season so if you hang out around the New Balance store near his apartment you're bound to run into him EVENTUALLY. It's a New Balance Plan."

by letthewordsoverflow July 24, 2022

New Shoes Old Laces

The act of giving oral pleasure in a vehicle while trying to look you are tying your shoes.

It looks like Jeremy's girlfriend has a case of the "New Shoes Old Laces".

by Totsally April 28, 2015

New Yorkers

Foreigners and people from the west coast love them, but people from states bordering New York hate them because they bring their abhorrent driving to our peaceful states.

New Yorkers are a menace to the roadways of New England.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 22, 2021

New Yorker

A person that is from new york, but sounds like a man who born with a Canadian father and/or Midwestern Mother. You will also find them on the streets of Manhattan, and Texas where you will also find a 6'4" man who wears a New York Yankee hat and has Mutton Chops and streams on twitch once every week.

"Yes I am from New York, I am New Yorker, what's it to ya?"

by ShotgunChemistary June 08, 2022

Breaking news!

Sentient chicken pot-pie doesn't like fire. Condemns Self-Immolation.

Hym "Breaking news! I'm running out of 'things that go in ovens' to call him. A Thanksgiving turkey! Living lasagna! Assorted bakery foods. Muffin (a repeat), Brownies (Which SOUNDS racist but isn't), Birthday Cake (Just seems lazy), A ziti? Baked ziti? I don't even know what that is. It's hard to think of non-bakery things. Meatloaf (another repeat). Roast beef? Do jews have baked goods? That'd be like a poptart cooking a poptart, wouldn't it? Pizza. Calzones. A baby. You can cook a baby in an oven. So, that counts... Hmmm... Pie. Obviously. Stuffed hashbrowns... I need to cook more."

by Hym Iam February 29, 2024

Urban Dictionary: New Word

when you make a new word

"Urban Dictionary: New word"

by (Formerly F_pp_F) October 16, 2018

New York Hoagie Ho-down

Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.

"Damn, I went to Sweden and saw a bunch of wo-people in a New York Hoagie Ho-down in the park."

by gannucard September 02, 2018