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bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
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(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary
Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me
by CumSlayer March 14, 2022
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Penis

something to search for on urban dictionary when you have nothing better to do...

(sorry if i stole anyones joke, i used to see this but it might be deleted)
by byarandomdude_nexttoyou February 3, 2021
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chicken nigga penis

when a male of african descent reveals his schmeat to his potential mate but it is so malformed that it resembles a chicken leg, breading and all.
Darius: "Man... fuck my life."

Percy: "Woah man, why would you say that?"

Darius: "I tried to get freaky with Shaniqua but she said I had a chicken nigga penis..."

Percy: "Oof bro..."
by Peanut Butter & Bukkake January 15, 2025
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bull penis putter

someone who gets angry easily or can't take a joke
Dude we're just messing with you, dont be such a bull penis putter.
by StupidAsianBartender December 28, 2024
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Penis

Also refered to as a bottle, a pogo stick, skin flute, popsicle, lollipop, third leg, blowpop, gun, sword, fishes, drink, hot dog, wand, banana, baba and dada and mama and Gaga, and sizzle and bizzle, all agree not to play with 'slinky' it is the killer. so is the vagina. Not penis and vagina are poisonous fruits of tha loom-in-out-y. //: Look up cooties and vagina. Homo, bromo, broli, shebro, bick, boyfriend, girlfriend, doctor, family, then watch a cartoon?

They don't let me tell you things like that. I let them tell you through me, penis is for grown up children over 250 years old. That's 25 in adult years, and 500 in kid or baby years. Any mathematical work is a sign you are too old to penis. If you can't math, you're too young to penis. Holding hands is okay, snuggles are boy boy safe and girl girl safe unless they want to get you pregnant. Babysit no, play mom and or dad no. No is a headshake up then down double blink. Yes is sided shake <°•°> single blink(only for Conartists and criminals)(no feds allowed! Exceptance nothianswer. Cock is a male chicken hen, poultryfish. Not a toy.
Penis, might I borrow your pen-15?
No, I don't taco the same as you, broli.
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Penis

Something long and hard I use to fuck with
“Emily come here so I can show u my penis
by Xxernix April 18, 2023
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