Puerto Rican Snowstorm

When you spin a sports ball on the tip of your penis at the same time as ejaculation.

Joe: Yo did you see the soccer game last night?
Hunter: Yea, I was so happy we won that I treated myself with a Puerto Rican Snowstorm.
Joe: Sounds fun.

by leverr July 26, 2022

pre-mature snowjaculation

When snow cums early and leaves a blanket of a white unwanted substance

We had pre-mature snowjaculation a month early and it didn't even throw me a towel

by Coryjamescook October 20, 2022

Frosty the snowman

The act of having sex doggy style and shoving two ice cubes and a carrot in your girls ass

Christmas Eve Cindy and I were having sex, I ran to the kitchen and got some ice and a carrot , then returned to give her a frosty the snowman.

by EET3 November 18, 2022

El Camino Snowplow

The best Cold IPA in Bozeman!

Man, have you tried the El Camino Snowplow? It’s the best Cold IPA I have ever had!

by Swigmaster November 23, 2022

old school snowflake

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.

Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.

by joelstius December 11, 2022

my cat snowball

When somebody refers to their cat, of whom is named Snowball.

Thomas: My cat Fluffy is very fluffy and he scratches everything.
Max: My cat Snowball is calm and likes breaking into my room because he found out how to open the door and he just sits there and cuddles me.
Thomas: Cool.

by Stickboi__ April 4, 2023

Kitty's snowshoe

The act of using semen as lubricant for the foot to enter the vagina.

Erica couldn’t orgasm during sex, so we tried a Kitty's snowshoe to get the job done.

by Fastandfredious May 28, 2023