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Fingerlag 

(Also known as flingerag) Rare phenomenon when the race-condition that occurs when your mind instructs your hands to type two words simultaneously, fails, thus embedding one word inside another.

Embedded word will always have letters in correct order, although they may or may not be bunched together.

Anyone claiming fingerlag when embedded word is out of order, just typod really badly and got pwn'd by their keyboard.
is fingerlag:
Oh! fshituck! I left my phone at the office!

is fingerlag:
I'm gonna fuckikillng you!

is fingerlag:
Flingerag.

is fingerlag:
dDrLaZco.

is NOT fingerlag:
FOUYCUK
Fingerlag by Solodolo May 9, 2009

finger yoga 

are you going to go back to your room and do finger yoga?
finger yoga by BluntmasterJ May 24, 2011

Finger Puppets 

A word that sounds normal in the noun form, but perverted as a verb.
Bad use: John likes to finger puppets in front of the kindergarteners.
Still bad, but appropriate use: John used finger puppets to entertain the kindergarteners.
Finger Puppets by GabetronZero November 22, 2011

Finger monkey 

When you finger a girl and beat your chest like a monkey.

Opt. Assert dominance by howling like a monkey.
Hey girl, be careful, I'll give you a wild night, but I can be a real finger monkey in bed.
Finger monkey by Nonamenelly March 26, 2017

Fingerhead 

A dumb joke that led to the creating of a new word. Fingerhead is when you draw a face on the tip of one of your fingers and make it do different things.
Give me a marker, I want to draw a fingerhead.
Fingerhead by Erinthisisforyou June 12, 2018