Mooby Dick

The act of titty fucking a fat man with moobs.

Greg likes to treat his man to some Mooby Dick.

by The E-Radicator September 24, 2014

Dick whap

When a man leaves a penis bruise on a woman’s face. Usually done in the process of hob-knocking.

After Brennan finished hob-knocking Oliver and Seth. They all went to Walmart to buy condoms (for anal with each other) when they looked in the mirror and noticed Seth and Oliver had a monstrous dick whap on their face. To describe this monstrosity of a dick whap within the bruise you could not only see the penis but the shaft as well, at the end of the shaft located the bell.

by BrennanAshlee April 17, 2019

Bill-dick

Bill-dick is not a very likable person. A stone hard bitch who does not care for anyone, even his children.

Bill-dick is my father and i hate time.

by 你是我的小的小苹果 April 4, 2022

Dick mist

An awesome and rare occurrence as, when flopping out to relieve oneself on a cold winter's day, the penis releases a beautiful

mist, swaying in the wind.

This event is best witnessed in a very cold environment, however it is not advised to piss outdoors just to see this in case a predatory bird mistakes your genitals for food.

Gavin: 'Hey Rob what's that miraculous glow above your penis?!'

Rob: 'That, my friend, is dick mist, quite a phenomenon huh?'

by mahill23 January 12, 2014

Dick Tumor

A way to obtain a bigger dick is just grow some dick tumors, but you also may die.

"Bruh my Dick Tumor made my dick an extra 5 inches"

"These bitches finna appreciate that"

by Kénji Lescara March 27, 2019

guinea dick

A much, much smaller, softer furred, terrified version of a regular dick.

Damn these uncoordinated tittie midgets and their jigging Guinea dicks!

by LeAFiLL October 17, 2017

dick listic

When u dont care about the dick size .

Im not dick listic about the size of his penis

by Dick listic October 18, 2017