cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Floppin the cheese around

This is a girl who sends it with anyone she pleases like it is her day job making a saucy but pungent discharge existent

Oh my good dear Betty Lou is so wreckless floppin the cheese around at the firehouse

by Squirter13 May 11, 2021

Cheese stick

Someone who needs to fold back their uncircumcised penis flap to fuck their lover.

Did you hear Jackson is a cheese stick?

by OrangatangNiggas April 23, 2019

Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017

Cheese Popcorn

slang for childporn

Edp was leaked watching cheese popcorn

by Theonlyeye November 21, 2023

Cheese and grow

a polite way to take the lord's name in vein, popular on Broadway between Bleeker and Houston

"Cheese and grow this pizza is expensive!"

by darkfeone March 7, 2016