Penis Stress

Sexual (dick) dysfunction

Sorry I can't today. I'm suffering from Penis stress lately.

by HeavyLillium November 13, 2019

penis

penis lol

penis

by Bardman72 March 8, 2022

Penis

It's the anus

"I shit out my penis"

by Nobody cares man November 29, 2018

PENIS

A massive fucking cock, an absolute minecraft torch, a total fucking weiner, a living hot dog, a tenacious ten inches

Yo, that man has a PENIS

by Weinerman12 November 9, 2020

Penis Lag

When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation

I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!

by jfitty359 August 30, 2019

Penis Sucker

It’s for if people can suck their self off, it’s really hard to do. The main way is to cut off your penis and suck

I HAD MY PENIS CUT OFF HELP!!!!!!!!
STOP BEING A PENIS SUCKER, THATS MY PENIS

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022

Penis

The long thing in my pants

“A dog bit off my penis”

by Lon McDean December 2, 2022