Trump Penis 

1.
A common condition where ones penis looks like trump.

2.
An oddly small penis, one that can easily fit in trumps small hands.

"I guarantee you there's no problem, I guarantee it".

"Man I have a trump penis, what a shame".

Trump Penis by Urban Moderators February 24, 2017

Skinny Penis 

Matthew

Oh look at skinny penis over there

Skinny Penis by Alexidaddy Franklin May 3, 2018

inverted penis 

When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.

Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.

or

Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!

inverted penis by Gary January 25, 2005

kamari penis 

a very small dark penis

Girl: "Have you seen Kamari's penis?"

Kamari penis

Girl 2: "Yes, it's so dark and small"

kamari penis by therealesthomieintheworld December 1, 2014

chinese penis

A term used to describe the severe shrinkage of one's penis after a swim in sub-Arctic temperature water.

'Man that water was cold, (looks down pants at shriveled cock), I've got a case of chinese penis'

chinese penis by sum ting wong December 17, 2013

seasoned penis 

a penis which has been finely garnished with many exotic herbs and spices

"bulu zulu is carefully putting the last touches to his seasoned penis"

seasoned penis by Swift December 13, 2003

E-PENIS 

a man's online ego, often growing in size with his forums post count, forum rep, and acquiring of a 10 dollar host booter.

player a - "dont fuck with me troll, dont you know who i am? ill drop your net for a week kid"

player b - "holy shit bro, just hit 4k post count? e-penis must have grown another inch"

player b has disconnected.

(msn) kodey tinney is now offline.

E-PENIS by FFCORBY December 15, 2010