Mom

Mom is who gave birth to ya, but she can be real annoying and boring.

Mom I'm going to my friend's house!
Why, Adam?

by anonymous August 16, 2021

mom

mom is person who always makes you happy and the one who will be always proud of you and stays by your side

mom is the best thing ever

by anonymous August 18, 2021

mom#0004

an amazing person and cool shes the type of girl to hack she loves her bf almighty

"James: Damn mom#0004 is so popular"
"Almighty: mom#0004 is better than all of us"

by yazzeymom August 20, 2021

ur mom

a fine ass women i slept with last night

"Q=what did u eat today?. A=ur mom"

by Iamshy4u August 25, 2021

ur mom

the answer to any question

whats 2÷7.43?

ur mom

by teeeaaaaaa August 27, 2021

ur mom

Best way to counter argue anything, unless they use it back

A: U suck
B: I suck on ur mom
A: I suck on ur mom
B: I suck on ur mom
Endless cycle continues

by JokerMain666 August 28, 2021

ur mom

An sexist saying, used to insult older woman.

I doubt people hear "ur dad" jokes.

Example:ur moms so fat and ugly she cant fit through the gates of heaven
Me:sexist

by why ur mom jokes arent funny August 28, 2021