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Fuck Me

This means someone wants to have sex with you but having sex hard. You put that Cock into that Pussy and it will feel good and no I don’t watch porn or masturbate
by WildPUSSYCat October 3, 2019
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Smack Fuck

Something done by Heterosexuals and Homosexuals alike, it's the act of placing an undisclosed amount of drugs on the tip of one's dick and interpeniously inserting it into anothers anus.
My gal and I were looking for a way to use up the rest of the drugs, so I bent her over, made her grab her ankles, and gave her a smack fuck.
by smackfucker August 3, 2009
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coyote fuck

(context- it is well known when a coyote gets caught in a trap, it will gnaw its arm off to free itself).

When somebody wakes up and gnaws off their arm or hand to escape a one night stand who was viciously ugly.
My friend Don always carries gauze and tape with him in case he meets a coyote fuck- (adj.)
by jz83 August 24, 2008
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fuck fairy

A fuck fairy is someone who sleeps with a desperate person (i.e. a charity case, sexually speaking), boosting the self-confidence of said charity case so that he/she can get laid again, usually after a long dry spell.
Tim just smells of desperation. He should find himself a fuck fairy.
by babette_fairy January 2, 2012
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fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.
Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
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Fuck Frank

Frank is a person that writes false reviews about topics he has no idea about. Instead of spreading rumors, he spreads false information. Fuck Frank is just a way to stop the spreading of lies by other Franks.
Victor: "Who wrote that completely false review?"

Lexy: "Some douche named Frank."

Ana: "I know Frank, I heard he's Asian."

Luigy: "Fuck Frank."
by @LuigyIsntHipp August 3, 2011
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onion fuck

n. UN'yun fuk - A woman with a hot body, but an ugly face. Derived from the fact that before you fuck her, you'd like to raise her skirt above her head and tie a rope around it to keep it in place, thereby creating an onion-dome shape.

v. - To actually fuck such a woman in such a manner.
Dopey guy, walking behind woman with hot body: "Whoa, I'd like to get sassy with that chassis!"

Same dopey guy, after seeing same woman turn around to reveal her butt-ugly face: "Damn, an onion fuck! I wonder if she'll let me onion fuck her."
by maximum g December 9, 2008
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