Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.

Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.

by Based Cow May 12, 2023

Monkey

a trader that books an incorrect trade and does not pick it up themselves.

if the trade is picked up before bridget finds it the trader is not a monkey!

manoj fat fingered his trade and didnt spot it ,he is now sitting in the monkey tree.

by LJ , JR , SC , JA , SC , SA December 14, 2008

monkey

a black dwarf that throws shit at people

a monkey is at my door

by monkler June 7, 2022

Soul Monkey

A term used to describe a soul reaper in type soul

Stupid Soul Monkey

by Temiloluwa Fadahunsi April 23, 2024

loose monkey

A GUY WHOM HAS LOOSE MORALS AND GOES BANANAS OVER GALS AND WISHES TO JUMP ALL OVER THEM.

Matt made his move on Patricia so quickly you'd swear he was a loose monkey by how he acted.

by Peter Lansal February 16, 2015

Monkey Balls

Things you put in your ass aka some hot monkey balls

I love hot monkey balls

by EvansPatrol November 29, 2021

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023