Dance monkey

The worst song in the history of mankind.

Mother: son, clean your room or else ill make you listen to dance monkey on loop.
Son: yes ma’am.

by Badperson93943 June 5, 2022

Monkey man

Monkey man is a character played by the YouTuber soup. He has a danish moo cow named Trippy. And Monkey man‘s arch nemesis is Bigfoot.

"My name is Monkey man, don’t you dare call me Bigfoot again, that’s my archenemy."

by Germanyisthebest April 27, 2021

Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.

We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

Monkey

This is the most fashionable creature to walk the earth.

monkeh...

dude, that monkey is totally stylish!

by childofthe_k0rn January 11, 2024

Monkey

To act unevolved or to say things that are illogical or stupid. Not to be confused with racist definition of “monkey”.

that was stupid asf your such a monkey.

by imabbq May 21, 2021

Monkey Sanchez

When you have mokeypox, you rub the rash and deploy it on your partner as you would for a dirty sanchez. After a couple of days, the rash will show thus completing the Monkey Sanchez.

Guy 1: “Dude, see Her rash? I just gave her the Monkey Sanchez!”
Guy 2: “totally freaking sick bro!”

by TimKennedyFan69 June 20, 2022

Space monkey

When you make yourself pass out by breathing in and out excessively (hyperventilating) and then blow on your thumb as hard as you can so that you look like a monkey and then have someone press on your neck on both sides of your blood vessels until you pass out.

Dude have you ever tried to space monkey?
Yeah bro it knocked me out!

by Clinered July 23, 2022