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Irish swimming lessons 

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser
Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?
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You Just Got Lesnar'd

An expression that applies to something that only shows up once or twice a year. But when it does, it takes you on an emotional tour of suplex City - bitch.
I mean Tony, I get it. Your Christmas bonus was $100 less than last year. "You Just Got Lesnar'd" by your cheap skate boss for the second time in two years. At least it doesn't happen often.
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Intercourse Kids Lessons 

Sexual intercourse, also called coitus, or copulation, reproductive act in which the male reproductive organ (in humans and other higher animals) enters the female reproductive tract.

Henry betty leshaun Sr. 

Ran with Mrs. Harriet Tubman in the underground railroad days. Known as "Black Betty" and used the phrase "Catch me outside how bout dat" .
Wow! Henry Betty leshaun Sr. Was the coolest, next to tubman .

big fat lesbian 

ellie henderson” why’s she looking at me like that?”

jenna brannan” cause she’s a big fat lesbian
alex leiper”yeah why do her toes look like fingers too?”
rhianna” cause she’s a big fat lesbian
big fat lesbian by lessie123 October 25, 2019

Shane and Leslie

There a couple have been together for a while. Plus there short
Shane and Leslie sitting in a tree K I S S I N G
Shane and Leslie by Blaketg February 25, 2020

Pulled a Leslie 

Speaking on a situation 3 years or more after it occurred for sympathy or attention
She really pulled a Leslie talking about our breakup 3 years after it happened.
Pulled a Leslie by Destiny1x October 28, 2020