fart guy

a guy that likes to fart

Oh god, Fart guy did it again.

by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022

Fart knocker

One who obliterates doors via the release of unethical waste from the rectum in one fell swoop, delaminating all in it's path.

He fart knockered the neighbors door down and molested his dog.

by Gabriel Gillard March 17, 2023

Queen fart suited

In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.

This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.

Examples:
Substitute for suit Queen four of fart
Substitute for suit and card Three turd of garbage
Substitute for both cards and suit Poop, fart, of hooker spit.

I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.

or

I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.

by Djense April 27, 2010

whart the fart

A natural continuation to saying "whart". Like what the fuck but it's no longer about fucking, it's about farting.

Diego: Last night three separate people asked me if I was interested in a threesome.
Diane: Whart the fart?

by PepeEPopo April 23, 2024

Monkey Farts

Sounds like a horrible smell but it's actually a smell similar to the combination of a rain forest and pineapple field. Instead of thinking of a negative person, you think of someone like a hippy-spiritual and at peace. Or could it be they're a wolf wearing a sheep's clothing and smelling like monkey farts?

When I walked into the room a strong smell of monkey farts hit me in the face, coming from a very strange person trying too hard to get my attention.

by Mary Mooner August 18, 2019

Farts Degree Burn

Redness, itching and pain, similar to a mild sun burn, in the area surrounding the anus, resulting from especially toxic flatulence.

This five alarm chili is definitely going to give you a Farts Degree Burn later today.

by Burned_Up_Right_Now March 16, 2012

pussy fart

A fart-like sound that comes from a woman's pussy during sex. The sound seems to occur when the woman is well lubricated and the penis is large compared to the size of the vagina. Thrusting causes air inside the vagina to become compressed or decompressed. When thrusting the penis into the vagina, the air inside the vagina gets compressed; that may force some air to be expelled, causing a fart-like sound as it escapes. When pulling the penis out, the air inside the vagina is decompressed (a partial vacuum); that may cause air to rush into the vagina, again causing a fart-like sound. (In contrast to others' definitions, which generally say that the sound occurs after sex, this definition says that the sound occurs during sex.) Another name for pussy fart is fuck bubble.

My gf and I giggled when her twat made a pussy fart during vigorous thrusting.

by DonaldAlan October 27, 2022