Before we were married he used to Fuck me like a porn star but now that we are married he only gives me tuxedo dick.
by Chi-raq August 30, 2017
Get the Tuxedo dickmug. A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior
by cunt69 June 7, 2014
Get the Schmitt's dickmug. When a Woman is successful in whatever she does, then all of a sudden losses it all because she decides to get into a relationship with a man which is the cause of what she lost.
Damn She was the Champion until she hooked up, Death by Dick or She was CEO until she had to step down, Death by Dick.
by Car Wash Man May 2, 2019
Get the death by dickmug. Basically, this is what happens when you get a guy’s pants off to blow him and his boner springs out and smacks you in the face.
Girl 1: I finally blew Matt for the first time.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
Girl 2: Oooooh, girl! How was it?
Girl 1: Well, it was kinda awkward at first. There I was, on my knees, already nervous for obvious reasons...
Girl 2: *laughing sheepishly* Oh no...what happened?
Girl 1: His cock was bigger than I expected, so when I pulled his pants down, next thing you know, BAM! Dick smacked, right in the nose.
Girl 2: Goddamn it!
Girl 1: Yeah...I still did it of course, and he liked it, but not before he laughed at me for DAYS.
by ZoeTheWhovian October 26, 2017
Get the dick smackedmug. Alter ego of Black Widow in an alternative Marvel universe (possible a universe where all superheroes are porn stars)
Dick Widow and that guy who’s shoots arrows were summoned by the head of Shield, Dick Fury, to protect the earth against a man with a huge metal glove!
by Dick Widow 3000 May 13, 2019
Get the Dick Widowmug. When two men stroke eachother until they are both semi-erect. After both parties are semi-erect they proceed to slap their dick together(or Dick Dap) until they are both fully erect
“Damn bro my girl just broke up with me”
“Damn bro wanna dick dap to feel better?”
“Damn bro how’d you know!”
“Damn bro wanna dick dap to feel better?”
“Damn bro how’d you know!”
by $lummp3d September 29, 2021
Get the Dick Dapmug. An action or event that ends up with a poor outcome
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.
When getting a blow job, and she bites the dick, the blow job is then ruined.
by the ultra master January 5, 2011
Get the bit the dickmug.