a browning moment

The feeling of your anal sphincter tightening as you are confronted by an unexpected and terrible result, that might be your fault. As in a change of color as a result of fecal matter being involuntarily excreted.

As all of the lights in the building went out at once, following Private Snuffy's flip of the switch, he experienced a browning moment, before they flickered back on amidst the sergeant's grumbling about the crappy electrical system at Camp Blunderfudge.

by dsmartas January 28, 2020

Linda Brown

best story game ever

i will see more about linda and bruno if theres is part 2

I am just playing Linda Brown Game here

by Bak Hyemi September 15, 2022

Brown Doggin’

to analy penetrate while an excessive amount of fecal matter coats the partners penis.

Verb.

Dude were you and heather doing anal? What? Dude no…. We were just brown doggin’
Ohh okay gotcha

by Heather Cronwall January 22, 2022

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.

Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.

by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025

Brown

Brown is the most beautiful color in the thats the color of my skin and you should love it to

Friend: omgg did you see that girls brown dress yes it’s so pretty

by Sister bear May 11, 2021

my brown

Someone that came into ur life unexpectedly and changed it for the better, they make u genuinely happy and loved.

They’re my brown

by Marthyyyy April 2, 2022

Buster Brown

A UPS worker or UPS driver.

I was trying to merge on to the highway and Buster Brown wouldn’t let me over.

by Mocephus October 29, 2023