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Burble fart

Similar to a bubble fart, where the fart slowly creeps out of your ass cheeks but the bubble fart exits a some amount of fecal liquid follows through and down your leg.
Oh no!! That bubble fart turned into a burble fart
by Big dilly dog September 10, 2021
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Hack fart

Predictable political viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls
"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"
by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020
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Fart Nugget

fart nugget means: When someone or something is being annoying, an idiot or just a bitch
by qpab May 19, 2024
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farting in my boots

farting so much that you can’t help it or control yourself.
I’m farting In my boots right now since I haven’t pooped all day
by stephani_pie_ February 8, 2023
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Sweat Farts

When your body is overheating so much you need to expel gas to get heat out aka butthole air conditioning
It was so hot out today i had a bad case of the sweat farts .
by Mhmmmm2727 August 6, 2018
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Fart

The wet one: the one where you think you’re farting but something else happens...

The silent but deadly: the one where you make no noise and think you’re off the hook, but the smell overpowers the whole room and you think you’ll never see the daylight again.

The loud one: the one where you make it so loud, everyone hears it and goes into a frienzy finding who did it. you slump lower in your seat.

The Mexican one: the one where it sounds disgusting and it has a Mexican aroma that makes you barf. Usually after taco Tuesday.

The royal one: the tiniest blip of a fart that smells a tiny bit and no one except you notices

The toot: the one where you fart and then say, “oops! I’m so sorry I tooted!” And you regret it when people make fun of you for saying “toot” instead of “fart”

The long goodbye: the one that lasts so long you finish digging a hole and crawling in it by the time it ends

The big one: the one where it’s such a powerful blow your butt cheeks fly apart and when they come back together you feel like you just got a wedgie

The beautiful one: the one where you fart so gracefully, people Around you start crying happy tears and some lady randomly starts opera singing in the background, and angles fly around as a halo appears over your head.

The boof: you can’t hear it but you can feel the vibrato if your but cheeks jiggling the earth.

The crap: the one where you think you crapped your pants so you go to the bathroom to find out it was just a fart.
“Do you know how to fart?”
by Yasssssssssssskween May 29, 2018
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dick fart

An insult originating in Canada, refers to a person/object/situation that is annoying and/or useless. Can also be abbreviated ‘DF.’
I totally messed that up, I’m such a dick fart!!!
by CanadianAF March 9, 2021
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