New Mexico Tug

The New Mexico Tug is a sex act where one partner pulls (or tugs) on the other’s penis, stretching it and allowing the partner to begin plucking at the stretched out penis like a guitar string.

I couldn’t get it up last night so we had to do the New Mexico Tug; it hurt like hell.

by Pewbic and Basedyana June 30, 2025

New Word

When urban dictionary asks you to make a new word

This website tried to get me to write a new word for it

by Scarcely May 31, 2018

new jersey pine

When you probe gabes asshole with a mike and Ike

Yo I just gave your mom a New Jersey pine

by YoooBoiii May 5, 2014

what are you brand new?

1) The phrase “What are you Brand New ?” Is used to call out someone who doesn’t understand common jokes or sayings.

2) A friend or person with infantile behavior like spilling beverages or dropping iPhones.

Friend : * Walks into Bar and knocks over a beverage tray*

Him: “Dude, What are you Brand New?”

by Dohm M November 12, 2017

old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes

old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep

Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!

by Diffmehr February 23, 2024

New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be

Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too

by Newdad January 5, 2019

unhappy new year

when it’s not 2020, it’s actually 2009 (the worst year of ur life) and ur SOBBING

it’s 2009 again!!! im screamimg!!!! it’s an unhappy new year!!!!!

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019