American Torta

A overweight American who steals food in the middle of the night, snatches food from little kids, and throws trantum when they don’t get their way.

Autumn is an American Torta! She stole my mints!

by Businessmanink October 23, 2025

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Don Tortalon

Man who is dating a big back torta. Godfather of the tortas

Sheesh that man is a Don Tortalon.

by Yupanqui October 26, 2025

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The hobby of catching insects and other arthropods, typically with a net. Popular target species include beetles, butterflies, dragonflies, cicadas, etc. Derived from Japanese 虫取り (mushi-tori, "bug-catching"), as the practice is particularly popular in Japan and other parts of Asia. In Japanese, it is also called 昆虫採集 (konchū saishū, "insect collection").

"Mushi-tori is one of my primary hobbies in the summer."

by Mushiking42 November 1, 2025

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Squidward Torture Porn

A particularly bad episode of SpongeBob Squarepants where the character Squidward is the constant subject of pain and suffering - often in a tasteless manner.

Bro 1: "Dude, I got poop on my dick from doing anal with my girl."

Bro 2: "Damn that sucks on baby. Anyways, would you like to watch some SpongeBob."

Bro 1: "Sure as long as it's not a Squidward Torture Porn."

by reptilelegitfan November 1, 2025

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Tijuana Tornado

A sexual act which requires the male to be having anal sex while in the prone bone position, the male performs this move by thrusting balls deep into the asshole and spinning his entire body around as fast as possible to make the asshole release gas.

Tornado Man: Cindy left me after I tried the Tijuana Tornado on her.
Sensei Tornado: She just not made for it...

by StriderPoopie November 22, 2025

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