apple pie pussy

delicious! sweet, refreshing, and never lets you down pussy.

oh Shit!!!! I'm coming all over your apple pie! They should come out with an apple pie pussy beer.

by pat masters November 19, 2007

King-Kong Pussy

An extremly overweight womans vaginia.
Most of the time it is so large it flaps over the womans thighs and sometimes knees.
If a woman Has a King-Kong pussy it is impossible for her to see her toes because her King-Kong pussy is in the way!

"That fucking bitch has a King-kong Pussy"
"Damn, There goes King-Kong's Pussy"

by Ktroxsex33 July 16, 2007

gorilla grip pussy

a pussy with a very strong grip, like that of a gorilla

bro i nutted so fast in that gorilla grip pussy

by wetasspineapple January 10, 2021

carbon-dated pussy

Relates to a very unused (or sexually dry) pussy ... so unused that its true age is best determined using the carbon-dating process.

Man! Look at that school marm. You know she has a carbon-dated pussy. Her pussy is probably petrified. She hasn't had sex for who knows how long.

by Word ConnieSewers October 7, 2005

Pussy Popping

When you inflate a balloon and pop it near/in/on a females vaginal area

Girl 1: Robert tried to pop a balloon in my pussy.
Girl 2: Oh he tried to try pussy popping with you, lucky.

by Dovahkiin Art May 11, 2018

Peoria Pussy Popper

The Peoria Pussy Popper is the act of dipping your fingers into a bag of pop rocks, then proceeding to finger a girls wet pussy so that she can feel your sizzle.

Cameron: "I gave your mom a Peoria Pussy Popper last night"

Alex: "Fuck you, Cameron."

by Dylan Gallup Hauter June 9, 2015

amusement park pussy

When you come home after a long, summer day at the amusement park and peel off a girl's jean shorts and a stanky, dank pussy aroma fills up the room

"I slid Samantha's shorts off after spending all day at Dland and it was some real bomb amusement park pussy"

by Icee Chill February 26, 2015