Penis shavings

when you sucked a dick for so long you feel like your still choking on it

Damn!!! I just got some good dick from Demetri. I still got penis shavings in my throat

by loserwithanameandthroat November 22, 2016

Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Freddy Krueger penis

When your penis looks like it got microwaved exploded and the cheese grated or if your name is dominic it also is very small

Dominic has a Freddy Krueger penis Or doms dick is so ugly it looks like Freddy kruger

by Douglas ward July 10, 2023

penis

long but short. could be kinda chody with an intelligent brain. don't ever underestimate a penis. it brings pleasure and a kid (mistake or not). penis will be the love of ur life. be careful because it shoots white stuff and will burn your eyes (so i heard)

do you wanna see my penis?

by keisha balls April 9, 2022

penis

the one and only thing that i would like to suck.

i want that in my mouth "penis"

by anonymous June 14, 2022

Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020

Penis

You know what it is.

ha, penis

by anonymous July 2, 2021