Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

Time accelerates

When Made in Heaven is in action and you are about to die.

Or rather it's just complicated stuff in math.

"Time accelerates", Enrico Pucci, 2011.

by the Sun is a deadly March 29, 2022

time is money

time is a valuable resource, therefore it is better to do things as quickly as possible.

Here are a couple of options for you, depending on the context:

"Let's get started, time is money!" (This is a good general opener to emphasize efficiency.)
"We need to streamline this process. Every minute wasted is money lost." (This emphasizes the financial cost of wasted time.)

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

Kissy Time

Where a man and a woman hug each to ther for ten whole minutes and then kiss ALL over

Me and My mom just had kissy time in the McDonald’s Ballpit

by ThePenusIncarnate May 23, 2023

ying time

When the drug pack lands and you’re ready to start slingin the product!

“It’s about to be Ying Time over here when I bag this up!”
*phone rings*

Me : “Ying Time,”
Junkie on the line : “bettt, I’m on my way!”

by hasty3192 August 6, 2023

By time

The same thing like “about time”, but it’s by time. Kind the Shortened version of “it’s by the time”. Something you should’ve done already.

“It’s by time you did the dishes.” “It’s by time you cleaned your room.”

by Dylusional April 27, 2021

Full time science diet

An individual who is based scientifically.

Government makes statement on behalf of independent media company over their government funded media badge.

I guess. This is a coincidence? I'm on a full time science diet though so no it’s not.

by RobTheConqueror April 18, 2023