Penis

Meat candle.

Wow if i blow on that meat candle itll probably go out really fast.
penis

by your favorite faggot June 11, 2022

dog penis

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)

This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.

by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025

Pakman Penis

When your penis is so mutilated that it splits from side to side like Packman. People with packman penis like to 'dock' with each other. Sages say that if you manage to eat all the fruit (Cherry, Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Melon, Galaxian, Bell, Key) with your Pakman penis you will get a powerup!

Srini totally wants to Pakman Penis you!

by Ohnoes-pop April 2, 2019

Incel penis

Something to describe a small penis usually belonging to an incel

“Ewww have you seen that nerd ass Nigga Daquarius” “yeah I heard he got that incel penis”

by Zodiac Zach August 1, 2023

Peni

Another way to say penis but more classy

If you've ever watched the show shameless.

Eddie to a rebellious Karen:
“That’s your teenage-diseased mind talking. You tasted peni, now you’re just crazy”

by Girlyknows101 May 22, 2018

Peni

The plural of penis. Penises sounds stupid.

I was suddenly surrounded by huge, bulging men and their many peni.

by soysaucemaybe February 5, 2021

Penis

Hidden in my balls

My penis small

by Cockring4000 April 26, 2022