Doom Shit

A shit of massive size, one that would clog any toilet and drive people screaming from the vicinity.

OMG!!! James took a doom shit! RUN!! It smells so bad! My eyes BURN!!

by sphinky123 July 10, 2009

shit picker

either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general crap off the floor

aah! that shit picker tried to pick me up

by hic-up December 12, 2003

shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.

Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...

by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015

Shit Cunt

Rachel's everywhere

Jess: "Damn that rachel arthur is a shit cunt"

by Jessthegreat May 20, 2016

Red Shit

Alcoholic Beverage, Red in colour. Of strong consistency, usually very cheap. Any drink of this description can not be used by it's actual name, purely "Red Shit".

I'm of to the bottle store, what do you want me to grab?
Red Shit.
Sack or Bottle?

by odope October 20, 2010

a shit in the teeth

Used to describe an unfavourable situation or event. Derived from the old "beats a kick in the teeth" saying.

Well, isn't that just a shit in the teeth.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

shitting in reverse

The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.

Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.

by cuksocker November 6, 2010