Red Muffin

When a circumsised man vigorously masterbates so frequently or having done so in quick and rapid succession, the tip of penis begins to turn red, creating a similar likeness to a red muffin top.
"Man I've jerked off to Katy Perry so many times I've got a red muffin.
by ArmoredArtichoke May 12, 2016
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Red snapper

A methed out subway worker with no teeth who puts nasty shit on your sub and doesn’t take it off then toasts it
That methed out dirty fucker with no teeth and pointy front gums that fucked up my sandwich. Nasty ass red snapper
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Red Rampage

When a woman’s time of the month comes, and she goes completely insane. Possibly acting like a demon
“Run! My girlfriend is going on a red rampage!”

“Bro, Emily is totally on a red rampage right now, she’s being a real bitch!”
by TacoSauce99 May 01, 2019
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Red Sign

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.
“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Fucking Red

a nickname i made on steam for red red, it's the same definition except i don't have a grape farm anymore. they won't fuck you, don't worry
person 1: hi fucking red
person 2: what the fuck?
person 1:it's your nickname
person 2:i fucking hate you
by Affixiation March 30, 2021
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Fucking red

The deep shade of red bitches set their generic ceiling LEDs to when they want dick, not to be used when the boys are sliding over to chill.
“Bro, I went to her crib and she had the l.e.d.s on fucking red, knew it was wraps from the get go. Broke her back immediately.”
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Red Jenny

When you slap someone's ass so hard that it concaves their ass, and for just a moment, you can feel your fingers brush against their taint/pussy.
Gave her a red jenny so hard you can probably still see it.
by SeraWasNever March 31, 2022
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