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New Jersey - Part 4

Part 4 of my 5178 character essay on how amazing NJ is. We left off with the Jonas Brothers in our list of amazing famous people from NJ. We continue withDavid Copperfield, Donald Fagen, Jesse Eisenberg, Jim Miller, Dennis Rodman, Antonin Scallia, Amy Locane, E.J. Barthel, Vini Lopez, Bill Moyers, Anthony Stolarz, Allen Ginsburg, Gaetano Bresci, Larry Doby, Malcolm Forbes, Bruce Vilanch, THE HAPPY FITS (my second-favorite band), Katherine Renee Shindle, Lauren Schmetterling, Julie Anne Robbenhymer, Jessie Paege, Mark Blum, Cissy Houston, Gary Lewis, THE LIST. GOES. FUCKING. ON. We know what REAL pizza is, what a REAL bagel is, what a REAL TOMATO is. No, California doesn't have good tomatoes. Californian tomatoes are FUCKING BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S TOMATOES ARE BULLSHIT. Y'ALL'S BAGELS.. THEY'RE FUCKING BULLSHIT. YOUR PIZZA?! I'll spell it out. B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T. Except for our next door neighbor New York, you have good pizza. We'll give you that. Go to my profile for part 5 i promise it's up these were all posted in the same like 10 mins.
That is the end of New Jersey - Part 4 lol bitches
by Stroughbries2763 September 3, 2022
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7 news

Little Timmy: 'BrO i hEArD tHaT is iS Not sAFe to GeT leTtErs froM ChinA dUe tO CovID!!!!!!11111!!!1!1111'
Gramps: 'whered you hear this?
Little Timmy: '7 news'
Gramps: smacks into the abyss
by iDontTrustYou April 16, 2024
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News

The lying and false media that’s shoved down the throat to protect their own job security, filled with sexual innuendo and fake peoples.
I have been watching the News, Santa, and it sure makes people angry.
by GrimAngel December 17, 2022
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New yorking

The act of having relations with a girl while hitting it from the back while eating a Philly cheesesteak and using her back as a plate
I took her back to my place and New Yorking her I took her from behind and ate a philly while using her back as a plate
by Dirtytexan August 11, 2021
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News Hangover

The 24-48 hours after a major event where there is not a lot of news to talk about.
Today was a news hangover so we didn't have a lot to talk about in government.
by Staercke.Alex October 5, 2017
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Fallout: New Vegas

Me: I now have a gambling addiction
My friend: How?
Me: Fallout: New Vegas came out
by DaCUmNUt February 10, 2022
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New Jersey

The most disgusting place in America.

Literally the armpit of this great nation; if the nation had heinous curry fueled armpit B.O. If you role down your window as you pass by the “Welcome to New Jersey” sign, you are smacked in the face with a putrid smell of New York’s garbage that Jersey removes for them. The worst drivers in the country; they drive like maniacs… probably because they are trying to escape the trash-boat state they were unfortunate enough to be born into.
Dan: “Hey Steve roll down the window I wanna smell that fresh New Jersey air”
Steve: “If you roll that window down I will fucking strike you in the liver… New Jersey smells like your Aunt Claudia’s vagine, Dan… worst state in the Union
by Bdflyfish May 9, 2022
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