You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
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Slap Nut

Where a man or woman finds a man and slaps or grabs their nuts and can play with them or break them. The woman will usually slap the mans nut sack
Im going to slap nut tonight, I want his nuts!
by NormalNexus February 19, 2021
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Nut Box

A makeshift box that can be anything from a goldfish box to a cat food box, you sent your phone in a good spot where you can get a good view, then you use your right hand or left to ejaculate. you use your other hand to hold the box. you can do this sitting down or standing. you can also use a personnel computer. obviously the box is used to nut in, you can use it for multiple days or even weeks.
Ex #1: i used a nut box the other day
Ex #2: i want to use my hand cus i dont like a sock so i will use a nut box
by WhyNot12 July 16, 2023
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Nut 🥜

"Deez nut 🥜"
by Tncbll March 05, 2018
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Fucked Nut

When you are about to cum but a family member knocks on your door and fucks up the whole thing
by Orangeboop4455 March 11, 2018
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chunky nut blast

Goku used this move on Chichi, which produced Gohan. Years later, Goten as well.
"WOW Chichi, that was a good chunky nut blast!"
by OkamiODonnell March 04, 2019
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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 09, 2014
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