Farty Marty

Farty Marty had a party and all the farts were there,
Tutti Fruity laid a beauty and they all went out for air.

Farty Marty had a party, Tutti Fruity let a beauty, and everyone had to go out for air.

by Mick Russom August 7, 2009

farter

n. Someone who farts excessively and thus smells like fart all the time.

Pe-eww! That chick is a farter fo' sho'.

by Rastamuffin June 5, 2010

fartifacts

The lingering effects of gas that has been passed.

Even though Tyrone farted 30 minutes ago, the fartifacts are still unbearable.

by Trae C. February 20, 2008

cancer farts

When a fart smells like the back side of Shreks foreskin

I had cancer farts at thanksgiving dinner

by Elgurgas Beef Stroganoff November 1, 2017

Pop-Farts

Pastry scented farts.

Aw man! I have to stay home today, it looks like I got the Pop-Farts.

by That_Monster_Frisbee October 9, 2015

Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

by Former Air Force Puke April 17, 2011

Wal-farter

A nasty, fat, greasy-haired piece of white trash who shops only at Wal-Mart, and thinks Kathy Lee Gifford Clothes are Haute Couture, and buys everything in jumbo economy sizes. Wal-Farters are most common in Southern US States.

"Did you see that ugly, fat, Wal-Farter heading this way carrying the 100 roll toilet paper economy pack on her head?"

by poontang June 17, 2006