xElzu’s Penis

Won the award for the largest penis found in the world

Big watermelon hoe: xElzu’s Penis is so big
big booty hoe: I wish I could have it

by DankyOP July 16, 2023

1 bal 2 Balz and a penis

This is the greatest route in football history. All you do is run in a circle to make 1 bal then move over to a different stop where your other ball would be and make 2 balz then go to the middle and run straight to make the penis

1 bal 2 Balz and A penisssss

by Jimuder Johnson July 16, 2023

Dee's Penis

At least 12 inches

"Woah Dee's Penis is at least 12 inches!"

by WoahVeryCool July 20, 2023

Alligator Penis

To possess a pair of perfectly round and free of hair testicles.

Damn, bro, your father’s the biggest alligator penis i’ve seen in my entire life!

by arxhangel July 22, 2023

MPE (Micro Penis Energy)

Micro Penis Energy (MPE) describes a male person in a position of power (i.e. a CEO, Governor, Congressman, Senator or President) who believes he is exhibiting strength by speaking in a disparaging, threatening or bullying manner toward a segment of the population over which he exercises, by virtue of his title, some form of power or control. Leaders who flex their MPE most often do so unknowingly when they attack consituents or employees using aggressive language, a condescending tone or other bullying tactics. What the men who exhibit their MPE don't realize is that their tactics reveal a weak character, an unearned sense of entitlement to their position of power, and a micro penis, which they are obviously trying to overcompensate for. MPE can be exhibited by men who do not have a micropenis, however this is extremely rare, as most men who are sufficiently hung do not feel the need or desire to bahave in this manner.

"That governor who threatened to fire any teachers who characterized slavery as bad is giving me MPE (micro penis energy)."

"That CEO really gives off MPE (micro penis energy) when he mocks his employees for trying to form a union."

by themessyamerican July 22, 2023

Penis

Something you look up on urban dictionary when you're bored

Joe:man I'm bored, I should look up penis on urban dictionary

by Growndarkevilpack July 23, 2023

Penis

Something women don't have, but a man does.
Unless you're trans and have had the surgery.

Guy #1: Hey bro, do you have a Penis?
Guy #2: Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?! I just sat down!

by pussywrecker69420 July 24, 2023