Talk the hair off a monkey.

A term for when a person is incessantly talking shit.

Bob - So i go to the supermarket and I get this trolley with a dodgy wheel...blah blah blah...what the hell do women have in thier hand bags...blah blah blah...Garlic Bread! Garlic Bread!...blah blah blah...

Mike - Bob, shut the fuck up! You can Talk the hair off a monkey.

by pinballpickup August 31, 2006

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hop off my tip

When someone is annoying you and ou have to tell them to hop off your tip. Basically saying to leave you the fuck alone unless they want more to happen.

" hop off my tip, bitch"

by Hailie Alysea Shea Harris October 27, 2017

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i choose you off

asking somebody if they want to fight (fist fight)!

hey jerk u just called my wife a bitch.i choose you off.

by sneakystevep November 4, 2017

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keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:

‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’

by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016

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Shake the dew off the lilypad

(Of a girl) Urinate; Take a leak.

We stopped at Tim Hortons on the way so girls could shake the dew off the lilypad!

by Peytoo July 27, 2012

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Get off my brim

Statement a douche bag makes when someone is calling him on his douchynous. It can also be used as a douche bag on douche bag slam when a D-bag is riding the coat tails of another douche.

Don't you think your tan enough Jersey?
No, "Get off my brim" and hand me my tanning goggles.

Yo bro this place is swimming with bitches.
"Get off my brim" they are all peeping me.

by lowbrowhumor March 15, 2011

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