red taper

an offensive term for a meaningless, useless bureaucrat

a red taper's raison d'etre is to produce more red tape and snafus than any rational person can understand

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

national run a red light

December 9th is when you get to run red lights all day and when you get pulled over just tell them it’s December 9th.

Guy: Why have you pulled me over officer

Officer: you just ran 69 red lights

Guy: It’s December 9th national run a red light day

*guy speeds off*

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

Rhode Island Red

A Rhode Island Red is when you go down on someone during that time of the month and come back up looking like a barnyard murder scene.”

Man, I went down on her last night and came back looking like a Rhode Island Red!

by Farmer Old McDonald September 1, 2025

red mud

when you pop a hemorrhoid while having diarrhea and it’s a mix of red and brown

jake: dude i popped a hemmy last night, had me a red mud water fall

by e. honda’s jock strap February 13, 2022

Wonim red?

Basically refering to the recreational use of a tramadol (250 and 225), aka Red (because of its colour). Used when someone's acting silly, low-key tweaking, or just being plain stupid.
Kind of like, "are you okay?" Or "don't be stupid" (jovial)

"I think we need longer school hours"
"Wonim red?"

"I had a dream where I won a noble prize"
"And?"
"And you were my twin for some reason"
"Wonim red?"

by LynnLucella July 26, 2025

Red mare

female horse of red color. They are known for being bitches, which is true. But they can be pretty amazing too.

This red mare is a piss head

by anonymous November 3, 2021

Red Crotch Rum

Red Crotch Rum- When a man cums inside a woman while she is on her period and than drinks the bloody Semen from her crotch.

During shark week, my husbands favorite drink is Red Crotch Rum.

by Big Slick Dick Rick October 30, 2020