MOM

Acronym for My Other Man

When my man found out MOM in my phone stood for my other man

by Sluttbagel_143 May 23, 2023

Ur mom

Referring to your mother as a joke

Gues who’s fat

Who

UR MOM

by Depressed murph December 21, 2023

mom blow

a blowout done by a hairstylist. Its normally very bouncy and has lots of volume. inspired by moms. the mom blow.

next time you go to the salon ask your hairstylist for the mom blow.

ex. client: “i want my blowout super bouncy and big”

hairstylist: “mom blow comin right up”

by selllllliiiinnnnaa December 8, 2019

Mom clean

When you know your mother is coming over and no matter how clean you keep your house, you need to super clean it for mom's visit.

My mother is visiting from out of state and I need to mom clean before she gets here.

by PollosHermanos July 28, 2023

ur mom

A universally acknowledged comeback superior to all other comebacks and phrases.

Doctor: You have chlamydia.
Man: Ur mom.

Enemy: Eat shit
You: Ur mom
Enemy: *fatality*

by Bubblecove106 September 22, 2019

ur mom

when somebody wants to fuck your mom they say this

teacher - "omg hi!!! I missed you how were you?"
her friend - "ur mom"

by Scarlet][Queen September 2, 2022

your mom

Something people say they have done.

1: (point)
2: (Logical argument against point)
1: I did your mom!
2: What?
1: Isn't she the woman in the picture?

by jacrispy vulcano is my mom July 4, 2017