Hoemance

When two girls are very good friends. Does not necessarily mean they are lesbians, but can imply it. Based on the word bromance, which means the same thing except it's about boys.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy sitting together at lunch like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

Person 1: Look at Susie and Marcy scissoring again, like they do every day.
Person 2: Yep, they definitely have a hoemance going on.

by Tikibarberfan March 9, 2010

Hoester

Can refer to a slutty/non-slutty friend, who often leaves others/friends in the lurch.

1. Omg. This is the third time that he has left us hanging! Such a hoester.

2. At school, they call him -name eg Darren Hoester, he could never be relied upon to come to parties!

by cplnah August 23, 2011

j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses

Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC

by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006

hoerunner

An old car with all of the necesseties available to be suitable for the transportation of hoes. Usually a pimp car is an old hoerunner. Hoerunners may include but are not limited to old Buicks, Lincolns, Cadillacs, any other particularily large full-size luxury car or sedan

Friend: fuck dude, is that your old car?
Pimp: Hey fuck you, that right there is a hoerunner.

by Superman5050 January 3, 2007

hoeboy

one whom has a penis but acts as if they have a pussy.

"Hey Kyle, lets go run a train on some bitches".
"naw brah. i gotta go find my balls agian cuz the wifey gottem' locked up."

"Why you gots to be such a hoeboy?"

by Ghost Face Killa February 1, 2008

Hoes be flockin

when hoes come in large groups

Hoes be flockin towards riley after him and Olivia broke up.

by kasims October 15, 2019

The Hoeberry

A name to call your friends just so they can be like a fruit but still be called a hoe at the same time. Cheryl, Ashley, and Sarah are the hoeberrys of the hoeberry clan. I am their stalker because I really want to be a hoeberry. Only certain people can be a hoeberry. If you aren't a hoeberry you are not special. Call your friends a hoeberry.

Wow, she seriously THE HOEBERRY" Other girl, "Aw she's so lucky, that hoeberry.

by hoeberry123 September 9, 2010