hoerunner

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An old car with all of the necesseties available to be suitable for the transportation of hoes. Usually a pimp car is an old hoerunner. Hoerunners may include but are not limited to old Buicks, Lincolns, Cadillacs, any other particularily large full-size luxury car or sedan

Friend: fuck dude, is that your old car?
Pimp: Hey fuck you, that right there is a hoerunner.

hoerunner by Superman5050 January 3, 2007

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hoerucker

a person who annoys or rucks hoes

"OMG, STOP ANNOYING ME YOU HOERUCKER"
"HE IS SUCH A FUCKING HOERUCKER!"

hoerucker by thatguyinthe corner August 26, 2009

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hoerunner • ho-runner • hog runner • hole runner • heyrunner • hitrunner • hoennernaaier • hoerucker • the Hoerner • home run derby

the Hoerner

When the opposite partner affectionately touches you and immediately turns away and pretends to be tired, yet comes back repeatedly after a few moments over and over again

A girl kisses a boy and looks deep into his eyes (both thinking this is awesome!!!!) as the boy goes back to kiss her again she turns her head back and acts like she's tired just to play her games. the hoerner is what you just experienced

the Hoerner by Yorkmiester April 20, 2010

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hoennernaaier

A chicken fucker or a term used to define a balding person.

There goes a hoennernaaier

hoennernaaier by Backchatter July 14, 2015

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heyrunner

pop into a chat room say hey then leave

Chatter #1: yes, I'm just getting over that rash
me: Hey
Chatter #2: Hey bro sup

Nothing.... and convo continues....that's a heyrunner

heyrunner by Silver Fox Chad November 2, 2010

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hitrunner

A really cool metal band that… doesn’t have any songs yet… or a singer… or a bass player… or any gigs… *cries in self realisation*

Dude! Did you hear that new Hitrunner song?

hitrunner by Hitrunner October 22, 2022

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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