A condition often aquired at the end of the NCAA Basketball season during Conference Championship Week and the first few rounds of the NCAA Basketball Championship--affectionally known as March Madness. It results from changing the channel every few seconds trying desperately to catch every second of every game, but in the end never fully achieving the satisfaction and release from the closure of seeing every play of every game.
Caller: "Dude, have you been watching March Madness hoops?"
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
Friend: "Hell yes! The only thing is, I've got to put a bag of frozen peas on my knuckles in between games. Having four games on at once is killing me, I've got a serious case of Blue Knuckle...it's a damn good thing I've got two hands!!!
by Guerre July 31, 2012

Eyes that are blue and doesn't really effect anything else (pls note that I also have blue eyes and I'm not saying this out of jealousy)
by Honest Nigga June 24, 2017

when working contruction, its the code name for hey everyone there is a hot women to look at. so you yell i need blue-mesh
by roachocinco November 5, 2010

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to attack the US capitol.
Members of Blue Anon believe that people who disagree with their political points of view are domestic terrorists?!
by Bounafonte March 7, 2021

A loosely organized network of Democrat voters, politicians, and media personalities who spread left-wing conspiracy theories such as the Russia Hoax, Jussie Smollett hoax, Ukraine hoax, Covington Kids hoax, and Brett Kavanaugh hoax. Blue Anon adherents fervently believe that right-wing extremists are going to storm Capital Hill any day now and "remove" lawmakers from office, hence the need for the deployment of thousands of National Guard stationed at the U.S. Capitol.
Hey, did you see that brave Democrat sitting on the Capitol steps on March 5 to "send a message to QAnon?"
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
"Uh, yeah, that was Blue Anon, yo."
by hummingbirder March 7, 2021

by #anonymous 2098 January 20, 2020

A stupid fucking short person. Just a person that is short and is fucking stupid. Literally all it means.
by The Unknown Thinker March 11, 2022
