Penis

in the 1920s it was slang for im hungry

kid. mom penis
mom. okay heres some food

by anonymous February 28, 2022

penis

The long (or short) thing that you use to put in a girl's vagina and push really hard going in and out getting cum in the hole and getting them pregnant. the harder you push the better it feels.

I fucked a girl with my penis. It was good.

by grabit pushit March 9, 2021

Penis Activities

1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

by Origenei August 14, 2024

Penis mun

When one of the homies being gay and a dick.
Shows the homie likes penis and is a penis/ dick

Dude 1: oi I saw Gary a few gays ago

Dude 2: the gay wan

Dude 1 : naw the dick head

Dude 3: SO Gary the penis mun

by Biggie pauls April 24, 2020

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

penis g

Penis G. is the most common nickname in Lulin. The owner of this nickname is often fat, lazy and alcoholic.

Penis G is super fat and lazy

by Mishhho January 8, 2018

Penis

something you will never see because of your fat stomach / non existant

i have a penis

by Mike oxhall March 8, 2022