A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
Get the Brown Magic Markermug. Richard was always a kinky fella, but when he decided to brown pole his bike without the seat on it, that just brought it to a whole new level.
by Octospectre June 26, 2023
Get the brown polemug. by Wings to Discovery May 19, 2008
Get the brownmug. A brown nightmare is the name for when a person shits themselves in their sleep. A brown nightmare could be the result of an actual nightmare and pooping yourself out of fear, the product of a sickness such as the flu or Covid, or the result of eating greasy food before falling asleep.
A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
A brown nightmare is NOT the result of a chronic disease such as Crohn's or IBS. It is also not related to the aptly named "sleeping shits".
Marcus: "Yo, did you hear that Austin had a brown nightmare last night?"
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
Evelyn: "Probably because of all that chili he ate before bed."
by DrPotatoSkins December 3, 2023
Get the Brown Nightmaremug. by yamum555555 March 8, 2020
Get the wills brownmug. 1. A shit. Dump. Poop. Caca. Doodie. Butt cruller. Colon Phó. Dookie. Craptain’s Log. Turd. Et shitera.
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
(A color shift, or word-play on “Rhapsody in Blue,” the title of George Gershwin’s iconic, jazz-infused composition for solo piano and orchestra - which only a perverse individual would use as a metaphor for taking a gigantic emergency dump-a-roo.)
2. The title of McBackdoornugget Gershwin’s not-as-iconic, hyper-sexualized composition for amplified, prepared solo contrabassoon and didjeridoodoo ensemble.
(M. Gershwin was George Gershwin’s conjoined twin who lived inside his transverse colon. He lived until age 14, shortly after celebrating his bar mitzvah.)
1. Salomé von Schtankenburg: “Carthage! You’re 10 minutes late for rehearsal AGAIN. What’s going ON with you?!?”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
Carthage McFartface: “BISSSHH I WAS MAYKINA RHAPSODY IN BROWN FOUR YOR INFOURMASHION BISH WEN YOU GOTSSA GOE BISSH YOU GOTTA GO NOW GETOUDDAMYWAYBISSSHHH AYIM NOWW TEN. PLUS ONE MINITZ. LAYTE.”
2. (From The Contrabassonist’s Weekly):
“The seventh-best recording of M. Gershwin’s ‘Rhapsody in Brown’ features the undeniable virtuosity of the legendary Inuit contrabassonist Qalnuuuuuuuknuuuknuuk Smith, whose deep, truly smelly, scatological tone nevertheless penetrates the hearts — and clits — of his listeners. Hats off to the didjeridoodooists, too.”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 29, 2025
Get the Rhapsody in Brownmug. He has a sharpie for a head he isn't that good at sports but he get away with it. He has a weird odd head shape. Used to go too elementary and at first he cool but then he was rude that why you never seen his dad all the time. - Gabriel Chaaban
by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024
Get the Jason Brownmug.