fat cat on red bed

it's a fat cat.. on a red bed..

Me: Fat cat on-
Person: RED BED!
Both of us: fat cat on red bed B)

by Kagito Nomaeda February 21, 2021

Jiggle cat

When you juggle a cat’s belly, so it will grant you three wishes... or scratch you.

I was just doing jiggle cat and I got three wishes

by Zekz2000 August 10, 2021

Pussy Cat

A girl that everyone wants and has all of them boys wanting to fuvk her and every guys wants to sleep with her

ME: OH My is that your pussy cat

GUY: No i in there for the vigina

by Thanos_Memes January 11, 2019

Cut them like a cat

secretly psychotic aggressive behaviour

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat

by sunilpal July 14, 2022

Cat Nugget

a furry with a potato brain

That guy is a total cat nugget broski

by Stangahoongas June 9, 2023

CAT

1) A true psychopathic stalker. A predator ironically lacking a killer instinct. Possible synonym for CAB
2) A ferile, malnourished, delusional fool with bulging eyes. See also Song of Asaph
3) One of the cruelest creatures in the wilderness. Demonstrates resistance towards domestication. Unable to be house-trained
4) A sick animal suffering from cognitive dissonance as a result of frequent viral infection of the brain.
5) A musky purring pillow princess
6) A deluded sycophant not licensed in BDSM
7) A desperately confused furry animal suffering from extreme identity confusion stemming from an unusually prolonged obsession with one's proverbial menace: the dog

He's the CAT's meow!

CATs once valued by Colonialists for rodent control on ships to new lands and, as a result, became idolized by primitive physicians of the age for their indirect impact in reducing the spread of diseases often carried by rats.

Don't tell me CAT got your tongue?

Fun Fact about me: I'm the only member of my family who's not allergic to cats. So I don't mine 'em

by ComeNSeeMe4Once March 31, 2021

Cal-du-cat

The stray/outside cat that dwells around the cal-du-sac of the neighborhood.

"That dang cal-du-cat keeps going around begging for food, it's fat enough!"
"The kids love to play with the cal-du cat, I hope it doesn't have fleas."
"We named the cal-du-cat 'Patches'."

by Bu-tan February 15, 2020